tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7795582780306963112011-04-21T11:23:41.456-07:00The story of my life..irshad zamanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07533616015942109126noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-779558278030696311.post-66920291276223998172008-11-03T22:47:00.000-08:002008-11-03T22:56:23.131-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TqfAlOS_a1w/SQ_w0qESiqI/AAAAAAAAAEA/3HMebx7IqCQ/s1600-h/ultraman5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 122px; height: 162px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TqfAlOS_a1w/SQ_w0qESiqI/AAAAAAAAAEA/3HMebx7IqCQ/s320/ultraman5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264691276855544482" border="0" /></a><br />"Recently I met up with my idol Ultraman in Tokyo, Japan, the city he has saved many times over from evil, destructive monsters. We met at an intersection downtown, bought drinks from a vending machine and sat on the kerb for this interview.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Me: Konichiwa, Ultraman-san!</span><br />Ultraman: Apa khabar, Visiteur-san!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Me: Wow! Ultraman reti cakap bahasa?</span><br />Ultraman: Mesti lah, beb! Gua ada ramai peminat di seluruh dunia. Gua kena lah belajar macam-macam bahasa.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Cool! So, what you been up to, dude?</span><br />Ultraman: A bit tired. Fought a monster last night in *****ushima prefecture. We fought until we reached the seaside in Hamadori. A lot of people died.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: The monster killed so many?</span><br />Ultraman: Actually, gua terjatuh and terhimpit diorang.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Er, I see. Banyak lagi ke monster kat dunia ni?</span><br />Ultraman: Ada lah. Tapi diorang dah malas nak lawan. Dah ada agent and publicist. Merchandising rights. Suma lawan nak dapat market share je. Boring lah, beb!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: I see. So camne brader-brader lu? Ultraman Tiga, Ultraman Taro .. ?</span><br />Ultraman: They all OK. Tiga dah bersara. Sekarang dia bukak restoran sushi kat Shinjuku. Bini dia baru beranak.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Wow!</span><br />Ultraman: Yeah. Bini dia makhluk Bumi. So at first, family gua bantah, sebab we all boleh kahwin ngan orang Planet Ultra je. But thank the Ultra-Gods, my father, Ultraman yang bertanduk tu, finally gave his blessings. Cucu dia tu bertanduk jugak, so happy lah dia.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: What about Taro?</span><br />Ultraman: Taro tengah buat multi-level marketing jual ubat untuk kuatkan tenaga batin.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Eh, naper Ultraman suma tak nak jadi superhero lagi?</span><br />Ultraman: Tu lah. Nowadays terlalu ramai superhero. Gaban lah, Power Ranger lah, ni lah, tu la. Yang paling teruk si Baja Hitam tu lah. Lawan cam pondan tapi marketing power dia kuat. Sebab tu boleh jadi popular. I always say, never trust superhero yang bawak motosikal, superhero yang pakai topeng pelik-pelik. We all Ultramen don't need all that cosmetic shit.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Wow, marahnya Ultraman.</span><br />Ultraman: Siapa tak marah? Bagero! Superhero ciplak ni suma tak original lah. And they all no integrity or morals. Last week, I dengar Gaban kena tangkap ngan gadis bawah umur. You see?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Man, that is sad.</span><br />Ultraman: Tu lah. That's why kalau tak Ultra, memang tak world lah.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Wuhu! Lu peminat Mawi ke?</span><br />Ultraman: Adalah sikit-sikit.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: So, Ultraman, what'syour future plan? You going to give up being a superhero too?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ultraman: No </span>way. I love my job too much. But my girlfriend complains that I work such long hours. And when I come home at night, I'm always tired and my chest light is always beeping.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Me: Woooo! Sounds like you might need some of that ubat from your brader Taro.</span><br />Ultraman: Good idea! I better give him a call tonight.<br /><br /> At this point, Ultraman receives a distress call from Yokohama, where a monster is attacking the train station. So off he went, into the blue yonder, to fight yet another worthy adversary. 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